January 2011
I have a double free (home study) on Monday. I...
In all honesty, I’d be (and am) a lot less motivated to work as I have less control over my life. Apparently there’s ‘too many distractions’ at home. We have two dogs, yes, but all they do in the morning is sleep. And there isn’t anything else to distract me, as long as I have my iPod or the radio.
In fact, I worked perfectly well this morning, until I left to do...
There's no combination of words I could put on the...
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Forgot about Jack’s party.
I also would usually put a rant like that on...
But now my mum knows about it and is keeping tabs on it, meaning I seriously have to restrict what I put on there, because she seems to mention every single tweet to me. Meaning that, obviously, I can’t put personal stuff on there.
I pray to God that neither of my parents know about my tumblr. It’s like the only private part of my life now.
I honestly don’t know what I’d...
I walk both of them five days a week. I sit with...
I do all that, yet my sister doesn’t want to sit with the dogs for half an hour tops? To think she called me ridiculous.
I'm in lust with you.
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Rihanna sings quite a bit about sadomasochism in...
One of her songs is even called S&M.
Hey Tumblr! Fancy letting us upload .m4a files...
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All my life I’ve had one dream; to achieve my many goals.
– Homer Simpson
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chloetron:
I frickin’ love leaving school two and a half hours early to come home, eat soup, and read Doctor Who Adventures. It’s a shame I can only do this once a fortnight.
So do I! Except I surf the web instead of read. And I can do this 3 times a fortnight :)
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I have to censor Facebook and Twitter because of...
This is now the only part of my life that remains ‘private’.
Or at least I hope it is.
If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?
– Vince Lombardi
Yvan eht nioj.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a...
I’m a pop sensation!
– Ralph Wiggum
This year JULY has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
floatingbananas:
herecomesthestorm-x:
i’m too superstitious for my own good.
not gonna risk getting a huge amount of money
just to be sure
You know, just in case.
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What do you call the person that graduated medical school with the lowest GPA? A...
– Matt Hasselbeck, Seahawks QB, after beating highly favoured Saints in the NFL Playoffs.
I really don't like how my parents have me on...
If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better.” - Johan...
– (via cheekychip)
Derren Brown yesterday, Penn & Teller tonight,...
I love this sort of magic. It’s easily the best out there. I just love the optical illusion-y type of magic.
Lots of people I know are getting Tumblr now.
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Wow.
Just wow.
I hope you're all watching Derren Brown on Channel...
I am.
Some of the things he does are simply incredible.
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I got 23 notes on something I posted.
Isn’t that nice?
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December 2010
What if I say I'm not like the others?
“I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees...
stay-young:
-When Harry Met Sally
Life is a maze, and love is a riddle.
– The Show, Lenka
Just found out my mum follows me on Twitter, kind...
She doesn’t have an account, just saved me in her favourites.
Hopefully she hasn’t found this yet.
Why go to a cold, central London, when it is a lot...
You wouldn’t be doing anything different.
People say they will change, turn over a new leaf...
But they won’t.