Anonymous asked: 1 to 50 gogogo.
sure thing, gimme a couple mins and i’ll stick it in a readmore.
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
DO IT NOW
I bet no one has the balls.
I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT
Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
but it’s the same in the UK surely Denmark isn’t all that special..
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
One final farewell to Beckham
From the sponsorships to the movie star lifestyle, David Beckham always seemed on the cusp of his career as a professional athlete being less important than his life on talk shows or in photoshoots. But looking back on his career that spans over two decades, the man had it (mostly) figured out. There were certainly highs and lows, but ultimately no one conquered football, and the world of sports at large, quite like David. As he walked off the pitch one last time, it’s clear how much he loved the game. [GIFs by Dale con Comba]